情侣之间相处久了难免会有一些摩擦（是性格方面的摩擦），这时候需要两人理智地坐下来好好沟通，才不会闹得不欢而散。
大马一名男子在Facebook专页「UTAR Confessions – ALL Rejected / Censor Original Post」吐槽女友有公主病，整天约束他的一举一动，跟他妈妈关系也不好。男子受不了提出分手，没想到女友竟然以自杀威胁，搞得男子被迫忍下去。
男子自称中文不好，于是洋洋洒洒写了近2,000字长的英文作文控诉女友，并寻求网民帮助。不过，由于原Po写到太好笑，让网友纷纷歪楼啦！（大家一定要看原Po的英文啊啊啊啊啊）
原文如下??
跟女朋友提出分手后她突然静静的…她二话不说直接拿刀割手腕?????
中文不好我写英文OK啊！？事情是这样的…
I have a gf, not the first one, but im her first. We used to be very very good in the beginning, but after that things went wrong, I realize she got 公主病 ( princess disease ) , what she need I must commit, or else she will flame me.
我有一名女友，她不是我的第一任，但我是她的第一任。一开始我们的感情非常好，不过之后却变了调。我发现女朋友有“公主病”，我必须对她百依百顺，要是不顺她的意，她就会对我大发脾气。
For example, when she want Starbucks I must buy Starbucks, when she want sushi I must dabao for her. Things went more restricted that I cant go out with friends if she is alone, I only can hang out with friends when she is hanging out with other friends as well. I felt totally no freedom, it seems like everything is controlled.
举个例子，当她想喝Starbucks我一定要买Starbucks、当她想吃寿司我就一定要打包给她。后来她对我的约束越来越严格，当她一个人的时候，我不能跟朋友出去；只有在她也跟朋友出门的时候，我才能跟朋友出去。我感觉自己完全没有自由，好像被控制了一样。
Things went even more worse when problem occur between her and my parent. First she hate to go back to my hometown because there is no Starbucks, coffee shop, shopping mall there, because my hometown is kinda like a small kampung, not like KL.
当女友跟我父母相处了之后，事情变得越来越糟糕。第一，她讨厌回去我的家乡，因为我的家乡没有Starbucks、没有咖啡厅、没有Shopping mall。我家是个小Kampung，又不是像KL那种大城市。
She is a princess when back to my hometown, food must serve in front of her, my mum asked her to helped cook or wash plate and she say no and sitting there waiting for food.
一回到我家乡，女友就好像“公主”那样需要被人服侍。食物一定要端到她面前才肯吃。我妈妈叫她帮忙煮饭或洗碗，她直接拒绝然后就坐着等开饭。
It make my mum super pissed as my mum is also stingy kind of person. She say my gf is like a princess this cannot do that cannot do, complain this complain that.
我妈也不是个省油的灯，所以女友的行为惹到我妈很火滚。妈妈说我的女友好像公主酱，这个不能做那个不能做、投诉这个又投诉那个。
My gf say she dont like my family member, she hate my mum because keep on ordering her to do this and that.
我女友则说她不喜欢我的家人，她讨厌我妈妈，因为我妈老是叫她做这个做那个。
So Im like a chicken ham giap between my mum and my gf. My dad just watch me become chicken ham and continue play his PS4. Im fucked up???
所以，我就像个鸡肉火腿一样，夹在妈妈跟女朋友之间难做人。我爸就在一旁看热闹，然后继续玩他的PS4。我感觉自己要完蛋了。
Soon, whenever I want to back to hometown, my gf sure dont want to back while my mum will ask me to back. I only can back if my gf is busy or hang out with friend. I have totally no idea what should I do.
在这之后，每当我要回家乡，我女友都不会答应同行，但我妈妈会一直叫我回去。我只能趁着女友忙碌或者她跟朋友有约的时候回去家乡，我完全不知道该怎么办才好。
I already can imagine the life after I get marry, it will be totally fucked up. So, one day I find my gf for a short talk, midnight, discussing about our problem and I mention ‘break up’.
我能想象我的婚后生活一定很糟糕。所以有一天，我决定跟我女朋友谈谈。半夜，我跟她说出我们之间的问题，并且提出分手。
She keep silent for a moment, and suddenly grab a scissors and cut her left hand vain. Blood is all over the floor, I was totally shock and quickly send her to hospital and manage to save her life ???. 真的吓死我了
女友沉默一阵子，突然拿起剪刀割自己的左手。血流了一地，我震惊不已，赶快把她送医。
After that incident, I was very scared and I promised wont break up with her again. The problem now is what should I do next ?
I have totally no idea. Please help me out.
自从发生了那件事，我很害怕，答应女友不再跟她提分手。接下来我该怎么办？我完全没想法，请大家帮帮我。
I had told this to my dad, and my dad told me: “Chill Son, Everything Will be Fine” and he continue play his fav PS4…maa haiii
Im fucked up.
我也有告诉我爸爸，老爸却说：“冷静点啦儿子，一切都会好起来的”，然后就继续玩他最爱的PS4。妈妈下海，我真的要完蛋了。
吃瓜网民看了原Po的求救文，纷纷表示：
▼一个求救文给你写到像搞笑小说酱=3=
▼Bro，你的内容很感动，你的英文看到我头痛……
▼学学你爸爸啦，几Steady下~
▼Chill啦，跟爸爸玩PS4先！
▼这不会是PS4的业配吧？！
▼还玩什么PS4，是时候买PS5了啦！
▼如果你不能硬起来跟她分手，下一个被割手的就是你。
▼恐怖情人啊啊啊啊~~
▼帮她找个男朋友啦~妈妈下海！
▼她不是公主，但她真的有病。
▼下次分手的地方选在医院ICU，这样对方才不会乱来~
▼奇葩+奇葩=奇葩Max！
▼兄弟，你不该答应说你不会离开她，现在你是真的完蛋了。
在解决问题之前，先买一架PS5跟你爸爸一起玩压压惊吧！兄弟，接下来就祝你好运啦~
你还可以阅读：【Sek Do一点咯！】大马网友抱怨室友『10个超Tak Boleh的行为』，卫生习惯差还要有“公主病”！
