大学最怕什么?当然是跟到猪队友一起做Assignment啦!
日前,大马一名网友在Facebook专页「MMU Confessions」投稿表示,自己写了一篇长文大骂猪队友,并大方分享给所有在水深火热的组长们,结果收获1,800多次分享!
他投稿的时候顺带说明:“来,所有的Group leader看过来,不要讲我没有给你们参考??”
只见原Po洋洋洒洒写了一长串E-mail,标题是:“DO YOUR DAMN HALF OF THE GROUP PROJECT!!!!!!!!!!!”(做好你那该死的另一半小组作业!),可见火气有够大。
接着,原Po毫不客气地称呼对方为“Fxxker”(混蛋),然后就是一连串的问候,许多部分还很“贴心”地划线、加粗、斜体。
原Po在这之前以及多次E-mail提醒对方要做作业,而且这份作业其实不难,他仅花了45分钟就完成了,剩下的就等组员做好各自的部分。
没想到这名组员无视原Po,明明有2个月的时间完成,他却无动于衷。摆烂态度逼得原Po大飙脏话,还表示如果对方再不乖乖坐下来做他的作业,或是不出席视讯会议,他就会向教授告发,到时候就等着不及格吧!
这份模板一出立马引起网友热议,纷纷留言:
▼很实用,收藏了!
▼太迟了,人家都要毕业了T^T
▼别的Leader直接让人抱大腿,也太善良了吧!
▼所以你发了吗?XD
▼你的教授一定以你为荣~
▼求模板!
小编把原Po的照片转换成逐字稿,有需要大家可以拿去用!(但还是希望你们不要用上啦~)
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DO YOUR DAMN HALF OF THE GROUP PROJECT!!!!!!!!!!!
Oi Fxcker,
I’ve sent you more than enough emails to try and get you to do your damn assignment which took me literally 45 MINUTES TO COMPLATE. It doesn’t even take that long once you actually SIT DOWN AND ACTUALLY DO THE WORK. MY GUY. I don’t want to do the whole fxcking project by myself because that’s already hard enough on me and you don’t get jackshxt.
You better get you ass on that zoom call tomorrow so I can roast the shxt out of you, you piece of shxt. You’ve had 2 MONTHS, I reiterate, T W O, 22222222222, MOOOOOOONTHS to complete this EASY ASS ASSIGNMENT. I’ll fxcking fail you my guy, I will not hesitate to let the professor know you’ve done fxck all for this -G R O U P- assignment.
Get your ass together goddammit,
Your ***G R O U P *** assignment PARTNER
你还可以阅读:【不怕神对手,就怕?队友!】Assignment猪队友借口多多不做功课,网友:Free Rider还那么理直气壮!